Well b-gger me with a sharp stick sideways if Catherine Zeta-Jones hasn’t gone overboard on plastic surgery as she promotes her new movie Broken City in New York.
And, it wasn’t just a one-off bad angle.
This is a full-blown case of having her face pulled so tight that she has an orgasm every time she swallows. Her husband Michael Douglas (whom I saw having lunch in the same restaurant as me in Rome when CZJ was there filming Oceans 12 and he was impressively polite to staff) had a facelift in 2005, so it’s not like he’s going to tell her not to do it.
Catherine is officially 43, but she’s long been rumoured to be telling porkie pies about that and wicked types speculate she’s at least five years older than she says.
So if she’s nudging 50 then maybe she decided that she’s ripe for a facelift in time for promotion of this latest flick, which she’s hoping will give her career a shot-in-the-arm after a harrowing few years as she watched Michael battling cancer?
Perhaps. It could just be an overload of fresh botox which photographs very badly. If I had been the one in the interviewing seat when she rocked up at David Letterman’s Late Show last night I’d have given her an extra long hug to give me time to examine the back of her ears for fresh scars.
Anyway, old Cath has a bit of a foot fetish.
When she was staying at the Hotel de Russie filming her part in the Oceans trilogy, every evening after shooting she used to request that a massage therapist come to her suite.
She’d be freshly bathed and in a fluffy robe and would sit on the end of the bed making and, I quote: ‘loud sex noises’ as she got an hour-long foot rub.
At the end she’d announce: ‘Now I’m ready for bed’.
And, unlike her frightfully polite husband, she never once tipped.
Jeez. She is not the same age as JenAn surely. Although I’ve always admired her as a lovely down-the-valleys straight talking sort of lass. But it clearly becomes more difficult to fudge to age question nudging 50, clearly. How old was she in Darling Buds of May really then….? 30??
She can’t be the same age as JAn. Maybe she is just a couple of years older and say … 46?… 45?
Darling buds started in ’91 so if she’s 43 she’d have been 21. That’s an age where you can easily look older or younger so she could have been 26 (which’d put her at 48 now) with lots of make-up and those really good beautiful Welsh genes on her side .
Difficult to judge as the pics from back then are a tad blurry.
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there was a story that when Michael and Catherine went to the White House her I.D. didn’t match the background check info they had on her and that it was the first Michael knew of her real age….
however he’s still way older than she is…
there are some fantastic surgeons I see ordinary women I’ve know since I was kid have terrific work done so why are celebs who have the money to get the best ending up with such poor results ?
hahaha. That’s brilliant jojo.
But you’re right- in New York especially there’s the cream of the crop surgery-wise. Even the UK has good surgeons nowadays. I think factors that make it go awry are lifestyle (she drinks and smokes and probably has a poor diet- she went through a scary skinny phase didn’t she) and then ignoring doctors’ advice and demanding something you think’s best.
SMOKING…..the worst
She must be older when I was 7 we went to London to the theatre and she was one of the main headliners that was 26 years ago and if she is 43 now that would have made her 17. No way was she 17 and a headliner in “hello dolly”
bajesus those pics made me feel so much better about myself today lol
That is scary sad. I never thought she was a beauty, but she was always recognisable as herself. I would never have known it was her from the photos alone.
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Never thougnt she was attractive. Reminds me of mini mouse. She is at least 10 years older then she claims – that’s the rumour I originally read when she was dating MD and was invited to the Whitehouse. A background check revealed her true age.
I heard that too, at least 10 years.
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What really sucks is that if she were a man, her real age would make no difference, she’d be “distinguished”. Rare is the woman in film who is allowed to age gracefully and still get work.
What I don’t like is women who base their careers on their looks and then whine when they get older and those parts are no longer available. They should be diversifying when they are younger instead of being whiny hyporcrite “Yes I made my millions on my looks and sex appeal but now that I am older the rules have to change” GMAFB!!
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Catherine Zeta Jones has always been five years younger than me, I was born in 1964, Catherine in 1969. You only have to check the official records on ancestry.com