DIDN’T SEE THIS ONE COMING: KATIE HOLMES IS CROWNED STAR OF ‘THE HOTTEST SEX SCENE IN A MOVIE’ UH, EVER

GQ have gone ever so slightly mad. They’ve crowned Katie Holmes as star of the hottest sex scene of THE CENTURY – thanks to the striptease she performed in the 2000 flick The Gift.

A still from said scene is above with what looks like Tom Cruise’s eyes superimposed in the background as the then 22-year-old star leans against a car in a pair of bulging knickers that makes her look as if she’s packing a bulky sanitary towel given to her by the school nurse in there.

But the mag say she has: “the same Joey Potter tics: head tilts, shoulder shrugs up, lips chew down into a lopsided grin”.

Yeah I read ‘tics’ as ‘tits’ at first too.

And, whilst she does have an arguably great rack, hottest movie sex scene of the century? No.

- There’s a whole plethora of movie scenes that I can think of that strike me as sexy before the former bride of Scientology’s name would come up.

Kim Basigner in 9 1/2 Weeks, Béatrice Dalle’s opening sex scene in Betty Blue, Hillary Swank and Chloé Sevigny in Boys Don’t Cry, Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader in Secretary (above *rubs thighs*), Juliette Binoche and Jeremy Irons f-cking on every hard surface in Damage (right) – you get my point.

GQ needs to have a pot of bromide tea and a cold shower before penning these lists in future.

To read the full list of who these mentalists think are the hottest women of the 21st century- click here.

 

 

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7 Responses to DIDN’T SEE THIS ONE COMING: KATIE HOLMES IS CROWNED STAR OF ‘THE HOTTEST SEX SCENE IN A MOVIE’ UH, EVER

  1. jojo says:

    well she had really nice breasts…nothing to be ashamed of there.

  2. Kristy says:

    Um, is she wearing a pair of those disposable paper pants they give you when you go for a massage? Ugly pants! Ugly, ugly pants!

  3. Shiny says:

    Holmes’ bulging triangle freaks me out more than Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci in ‘Monster’.

  4. twiggy twiggy says:

    Um, how about Last Tango in Paris? Brando and Maria Schneider, who swung both ways?

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