Oh noes! Robert Pattinson’s not planning to go the Taylor Swift route and write his heartache at having to break up with Kristen Stewart into a song, is he?
The 26-year-old Twilight vampire was snapped skipping through Adelaide airport earlier today clutching a guitar – after taking a connecting flight from Melbourne- where he’s going to film futuristic western The Rover.
Rob’s going to be down under for the next seven weeks with co-star Guy Pearce filming in Adelaide studios for two weeks and southern Australia’s outback for a further five.
But after spending so much time with Kristen, he’s going to be used to delving around in hot, sweaty overgrown undergrowth full of unidentified insects.
I kid.
I’ve decided he needs to date Amanda Seyfried next. He looks instantly about ten levels hotter just standing next to her.
Meanwhile, the Twi-hards over there in Oz have already set their iStalk phone applications to R-Patz’s GPS co-ordinates and managed to catch him the second he landed.
That’s why I’m convinced that as soon as he gets to his hotel that Kristen Stewart’s going to leap out of that guitar case and yell ‘surprise!’ and tell him that he can’t get rid of her that easily.
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I would never stop laughing if he bagged the likes of Amber Heard or Kate Upton.