‘What do people expect of me?’ asks Victoria Beckham in a teaser for her soon-to-be-launched brand new website.
I’ll just answer that for her while she ponders that thought.
- To pout and look miserable whenever she’s within shouting distance of a red carpet or a paparazzi photographer?
-To look as if the last time she put solid food anywhere near her mouth was 1998?
-To continue getting plastic surgery nip/tucks until she veers into Joan Rivers territory when she’s roughly 80-years-old?
-To turn a blind eye to her husband’s philandering, figuring that the brand comes first and foremost above all else?
-Pretending to be a fashion designer when clearly properly trained industry professionals do the real work while she takes the credit as the PR friendly face of the brand?
It turns out that none of that’s what she thinks because after a long pause where she goes: ‘errrrrrm’ – with what sounds like the sort of heart monitor they might use whilst giving someone a frontal lobotomy in the background – she says:
‘I think people expect the best!’.