Mila Kunis has stepped forward to tell the world that she’d really like to play Anastasia Steele in the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.
The 29-year-old told The Sun: ”There are times when you just want to do something fun and different, because you’re going to have a good time doing it.”
And I say- go for it… with her boring-in-bed real-life boyfriend Ashton Kutcher playing Christian Grey – with his pyjama piano playing, spanking-fetish, general control-freakery and getting a virgin to sign a total control contract before deflowering her ‘down there’ after opening one of his ‘little foil packets’ ways.
It might end up being the first genuinely-hilarious film Kutcher’s ever made in his entire life.
I am LOVING the professional photo-shoppery!
It’s better than poor Vicky Beckham’s.
I could have gone the rest of my life without encountering the phrase, ‘little foil packets’ again. This movie is going to drive me around the twist.
I think the only way I’d go to see that film is if they had her subconscious (hello EL James, ‘subconscious’. Pretty self-explanatory – you’re not aware of it and therefore couldn’t have f***ing conversations with it) and inner goddess beating the crap out of each other and her.
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