Cover your screen and keyboard in cling-film before hitting play on the below video if you’re eating.
Ant0scar just sent me this promo for The Face which stars none other than Streatham-born host Naomi Campbell.
While most people think they learnt how to walk back when they were toddlers, the 42-year-old Supermodel has some advice for aspiring walkers the world over.
Because according her, er, herself, she’s ‘known for’ having ‘the best strut on the catwalk’ and she insists that if you want to show the world you have arrived you must ‘walk like a stallion with elegance and grace’.
Whilst Nay thinks she’s teaching us how to walk, she’s actually providing a very handy stomach toning exercise. My abs are only just recovering now from laughing so hard.
“Walking Naomi”: no fringe; “Talking Naomi”: fringe. I’m thinking extra circuit boards need to be inserted when upgrading from “Walking” to “Talking” – the bangs are just an attempt at hiding the wires…
Hur hur
‘put one foot in front of the other’ – Ground breaking insight on walking there Naomi.
Careful, Shiny! People have been struck (*accidentally*) by hairbrushes for less…
Yes! duck now Shiny.
Her aim is all off since she was savagely attacked. I’m good.
I’d rather learn “Perfect Blackberry Throwing Technique” from her instead.
This was much too complicated for me, are there any written directions? I keep forgetting to put one foot in front of the other and just keep zig zagging.
Easy to laugh as the script is bloody awful. However – no one can fill a runway like her. Or a street for that matter, I have seen her there also!