BRITNEY SPEARS WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT SHE’S JUST FINE AND DANDY, THANK-YOU VERY MUCH

Britney Spears was allowed two minutes of time on her pay-as-you go ‘phone that dad Jamie usually keeps in a locked cupboard – along with her meds – to tap out a message to the world via twitter to anyone who fears she might be uncomfortably teetering on the verge of a meltdown, the same way Lilo tottered into court on her new platform Louboutins yesterday.

She decided to write that she’s recording a new ditty that has been penned (by someone else presumably) “for my boys.” By this I’m hoping she means Sean P and Jayden James but you never know she could mean her manager and dad duo Larry Rudolph and Jamie Spears or even her boobs.

Brit wrote:

“I’m at the studio recording a new song for my boys. They are going to freak out when they hear it. So excited!” Britney wrote. “It’s a surprise so keep it shhhhh and don’t be grouchy. I’ll fill you all in soon ;)

Here’s the face she made to herself in the mirror after handing the ‘phone back to her jailer.

‘Nice try Britters, but we’re still all worried.

#FreeBritney!

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6 Responses to BRITNEY SPEARS WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT SHE’S JUST FINE AND DANDY, THANK-YOU VERY MUCH

  1. jojo says:

    Britney’s first grown up apartment was in the Silk Building in Noho, I’m really not sure but I think she bought Cher’s space. The building had it’s share of the famous Keith Richards just to mention one other ….
    Diane Sawyer did an interview with her it was supposed to spotlight how mature she was growing up in the spotlight and all….
    I watched with my mom we were both speechless at how stupid and immature she was. Also the fact that she was barely educated stuck out.
    My mom said if she was mine I wouldn’t let her out of my sight …now to be honest my mom has always been protective and kept me on a pretty short leash growing up but
    Britney made her very nervous…
    So if a stranger with no intimate knowledge of Britney could spot a problem why didn’t her parents protect her and get her help early on….?

    • Sassy says:

      Because she as Lindsay was the parents Cash Cow……..sad

    • Boadaciousbetty says:

      “If she was mine I wouldn’t let her out of my sight….”, Jojo’s mum sighed, as she reclined on her chaise lounges wearing something fabulously expensive and frivolous that would have us all panting years down the line :D

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      Aw. that’s so sad jojo. In so in love with your mom too by the way. I do agree that Britney was like Sass says the cash cow. Her dad’s brother still lives off road kill and will Jamie Spears boozing away what little money they did have I suppose getting Britney on the stage and money were the first priorities, her mental health and well-being always came second.

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