It must be great being a member of The Royal Family- like being on the dole but with a better weekly wage from the British tax payer.
Kate Middleton has been making the most of being avec child by sitting around on her arse at Kensington Palace and watching Jeremy Kyle and This Morning on ITV after having a decent lie-in and then nipping out to Boots The Chemist for piles cream (ha! your mum didn’t tell you that about pregnancy, eh?) and indigestion tablets from too many Starbucks skinny lattes in the afternoons.
Here she is trotting across the road with her personal protection officer in London the other day. Us Weekly have the full set of pictures and can see a baby bump.
I’m struggling myself – to me it looks like she’s pulled on Lupus the dog’s car blanket over ten jumpers because it’s so farking cold in London right now.
She looks healthy – as one might expect with the Queen’s doctors monitoring her every hiccough and sneeze – but hardly blooming, yet.
But then does anyone actually think that the Duchess of Dull’s going to allow herself to put on anything other than a few lbs more than whatever the baby ends up weighing?