Victoria Beckham has been tweeting her excitement over being at New York Fashion Week and popped this gem of a photo of herself today with a bag over her head to give us all a good Friday larf.
It’d be a fairly obvious gag to say something like: ‘Now we know how David got her pregnant with Harper’ so I won’t.
She’s also robbed a Prada pencil from their workshop so she can pretend to us she actually knows how to sketch.
That or it’s her thinspiration for the week.
This is my favourite one though. Vic’s trying to trick us all that she eats biscuits when sitting in on model castings.
I bet she was like Patsy on Absolutely Fabulous when she tried to eat food, and biscuit crumbs went flying anywhere but in her solids-starved mouth. (Skip to 02.42 to see).
Meanwhile, as other designers make last-minute alterations to their clothes and stay up all night doing fittings and agonising over how the models’ hair and make-up should be, Posh is debilitating over the most important part of any fashion show.
She tweeted: “Which floor should I pick for the RTW AW13 show??? Floors don’t pick themselves people!”.
That they don’t, Vicky B, that they don’t.