Oh dear. Poor old Katy Perry.
The 28-year-old singer put on a Rafael Cennamo beaded gown to wear to a pre-Grammys bash on Saturday and then managed to ruin the look by accessorising with self-confessed jerk John Mayer.
Even when the 35-year-old Jessica Simpson ex is dressed up in his very best togs he looks like he needs a five-hour long shower in bleach followed by a good scrub and hose-down with Dettol.
No wonder there’s so many empty bottles of wine on their table. I’d imagine an evening with John requires a two bottle minimum.
John: "Hey look... Look I can pull my own finger, man...my body is a wonderland"
Sting: "Katy love, what the feck are you doing with this twat?" Katy: "Oh well he's like rilly intellectual and stuff... Er... John honey there's a problem going on under here..."
Katy: "John, baby. Move away from Sting now, you followed through just now when you pulled your own finger..."
