Rihanna popped along to the GRAMMYS yesterday wearing a divine red custom made Azzedine Alaia scarlet dress, Neil Lane jewellery, and Manolo Blahnik heels.
The 24-year-old’s nipples are giving me a touch of the Marty Feldmans.
Unfortunately anything positive I have to say about the singer ensuring her lady bits were safely tucked away from public view have been fully negated by her sitting by an extremely coked-up Chris Brown throughout the ceremony after attending the Roc Nation pre-GRAMMY brunch at SOHO House with him on Saturday.
Ross the friendly Guinea Pig who acts as Kelly Osbourne’s insta-slimming side-kick on E! mentioned that Ri Ri smelled ‘like a garden’ as she wafted by him on the red carpet last night.
Judging by her talking like a slowed down record I think he meant a field of medical marijuana rather than a garden.
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How she manages to communicate with Chris Brown – who was clearly so cranked up on cocaine he practically raped a terrified Kermit The Seacrest live on E’s red carpet – makes the mind boggle.
I bet Rihanna answers questions Chris has asked her roughly ten days later if last night’s anything to go by.
Anyway, bell-end Brown (who was wearing Lanvin and said it didn’t matter that he crashed his car on Saturday as he’d buy another one) won a GRAMMY.
Hurrah we officially reward women beaters now. Chris also refused to stand up to acknowledge another of his victims- Frank Ocean – when he lost out to him in the best album award category.
What a sweet and touching way to celebrate the anniversary of Chris beating the crap out of Rihanna just over four years ago.
Well as long as Chris is happy…… One wrong move and POW! right in the kisser, over and over and over again. Whatever holds them together, it sure isn’t respect.
She looks stunning in that dress, she is beautiful, young and talented and yet she has to “hang her star” on that loser (I’m a Judge Judy Fan) so there is obviously lacking something in her that gives her some pride.
No brains….but a god given talent, somehow it’s just not enough.
She looks like a bit of a slap head with that weave though. Not sure your hair line is supposedly to line up with your ears
She’s looks lovely, yes…but am I the only one distracted by her Tyra Banks fivehead?