Oooh Gwyneth Paltrow will be seething with jealousy when she sees this photo.
Erm. Is it my imagination or was Jay-Z slightly distracted as his wife and Justin Timberlake discussed where he got those cabaret-style black and white slip ons from?
Eyes UP Jay-Z, and OFF Jessica Biel’s thighs please.
Jay-Z: “Ooh great. Justin and Bey have gone. I thought they’d never eff off… Hey Jessica, have another drink,” coughs and adds under breath, “Beer goggles I might get a sh@g tonight after all”.
“There you go Stepford Biel my love, drink up.”

















Jay should drink and speech more often. The swap meet gag was gold.
Justin’s socks! It’s hip to be square. I hear Hewey Lewis did it bigger.
Ugh they are all four majorly arrogantly yuk. If it all disappeared in a poof they’d be miserable left with just themselves. Good thing they always be above the poof.