Let’s have a look at Katy Perry’s tits.
No, not John Mayer (or any of her ex-boyfriends for that matter) – her fabulously ample, flowing and cosmetically-enhanced bust.
The 28-year-old singer wore a mint green Gucci gown and I’d even go so far as to say it’s my favourite thing I’ve seen her wear ever.
She was telling Kermit the Seacrest on E’s red carpet that she’d been inspired by Priscilla Presley in her Elvis years when choosing that frock.
And, as much as John Mayer’s cunning linguist skills might be getting her all shook up right now, the rest of Hollywood appeared to like the dress for the exact same reason that I did.
Ellen Degeneres summed my thoughts up exactly.
I don’t think one person last night actually addressed Katy’s face and instead talked to her chest and I’d even wager that for a few moments she almost turned Elton John back.