Beyoncé has noticed that the internet reading population of earth are under the impression that she faked her pregnancy with the help of a fake folding baby bump and she says: “That was very odd. Who would even think of that?”
Hmm. Who would think of that indeed? …Perhaps… this person?
But forget that (well, Mrs Carter né Knowles wishes you would).
Now she’s got one-year-old Blue Ivy in her life, Beyowulf’s body has become powerful and sensual and she has no shame about that fact she tells the March issue of Vogue:
“Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means something completely different. I feel a lot more confident about it. Even being heavier, thinner, whatever. I feel a lot more like a woman. More feminine, more sensual. And no shame.”
The 31-year-old also calls her baby Blue Ivy: ”my homey, my best friend,” in the interview which I like because that means that all Gwyneth Paltrow had to do to be Bey’s best friend was burp, fart, fill her pants and cry every four hours and she had the gig. - No unsolicited advice about parenting or conversation about Mung beans and Chia seed recipes needed.
Talking of IT’S GWIIIN, she gets a shout out in the interview after going over to watch and swoon sycophantically whilst Beyoncé recorded her album as she held Blue: ”I thought, this is how you do it. You do what you love with who you love included,” said B.
This is what that looked like.
Bleh. So Beyoncé officially loves the Goopster and she said it not only in print, but in VOGUE of all places.
That has to be the equivalent of a 22 carat solid gold Rolls Royce of love declarations.
The slush currently covering the pavements of New York like a blanket is nothing to do with the weather. It was Gwyneth having the first explosive multiple orgasm of her life upon reading those words.
All the shots from the Vogue circle jerk with some fairly gorge Balenciaga: