It’s always easier to give other people dating advice than it is to follow it yourself and whilst Katy Perry might not mind being seen with John golden
shower boy Mayer she does have a problem with being spotted alongside her ex coke snorting and clit-diddling partner Rihanna with Chris Brown.
According to Us Weekly, Perry, 28, told Grammy bosses that she didn’t want to be seated anywhere near ChRihanna on Sunday.
The source said: ‘They aren’t tight anymore because Katy doesn’t approve of Rihanna dating Chris Brown.’
I did wonder briefly if it was because John Mayer shat his big boy pants at the thought of being anywhere near Chris but then decided that as a fairly reasonable human-being Perry probably thinks getting back with the man who hospitalised you is not a good life choice.
This just in: Rihanna’s reaction…
The problem is that if this is true and the Grammys didn’t happen to seat people according to proximity to the stage for picking up awards according to the show schedule (it was a massive auditorium) what Katy thinks won’t matter one jot to the fully dickmatised Rihanna.
Her and Chris will marry and have babies, fight, then get back together over and over again at least six times (according to statistics) before she wakes up and smells the twattery and escapes in one piece (if she’s lucky).
Rihanna clearly has low self-esteem and thinks her love is changing and saving Brown.
It’s a domestic abuse case study right out of psychiatry 101.