Hands up if you’re as irritating as a particularly bad dose of thrush and desperate for an OSCAR.
Anne Hathaway appears to be have been made aware that she’s the nails down the chalkboard of Hollywood and told Jay Leno of her BAFTA appearance: ‘I look like a turkey that has been sewn together. Just not good. How irritating am I? Most women don’t even have one great dress, I have two.’
She was referring to her first choice dress ripping when she got into it and, after stylists tried in vain to sew her into it, she went for a Burberry number instead.
Ah the humanity! – ‘Won’t someone think of the children?
But brave Chuckles managed to see the positive in this terrible misfortune and added: ’I got to hug George Clooney, and that’s the whole point. And, oh yeah, I got a really amazing, prestigious award. That’s pretty cool.’
She needs to get her stylist to forget sewing her into designer gowns and focus those skills on sewing her mouth shut if she ever wants anyone to go and see a film with her in it ever again.
I’m even starting to wish they’d cast Kristen Stewart in Les Miserables as I think even she’d be more bearable on the Oscar trail than Hathaway.
And, the film’s wardrobe department would have saved a fortune on having to make her look as if she’d been living in a sewer for a year.
Thanks to the person who sent me this brilliant parody of Anne begging for an Oscar the other week. It’s chuckletastic.
If you can face it- here she is on Leno.