Ummm. What the fork’s going on here?
I didn’t know that 4-year-old Knox Jolie-Pitt had taken up drug dealing.
He looks like Al Pacino’s sidekick in Scarface when they got to Miami and were trying to pull Americano girls on the beach.
And as for Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, well the twins just need to take up smoking, drinking and develop a love of cocaine and they’d be Kate Moss and Jamie Hince feeling tired and emotional after yet another late night out.
Of course in Brangelina’s world (which we all just live in), this is how you dress your mini-me kids up to take them to the LA Natural History Museum to buy some dinosaurs – which is what they did last Thursday.
Not only do the kids look so uncomfortable that they can barely walk, Brange were so busy dressing the twins up that they somehow forgot to pack their other four children and take them out for the day as well.
Nevermind, if they’d had to carefully pick out outfits for each of the other kids to wear to fit with the ‘rainbow family’ aesthetic, the place would have been shut by the time they’d got there.
This is the twins’ most ridiculous outfit to date: 18th century plantation owner style for a trip to the corner store to pick up Gatorades and Cheetos.