Kim Kartrashian has finally admitted what we have all long-suspected and revealed the most barf-inducing factette about herself.
‘If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself,’ Kim told her sister Khloe on last night’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. ‘I would just want to know what it would feel like.’
Whilst I imagine it’s something like waking up and wanting to grab the nearest knife and Lorena Bobbitt your own penis out of shame and anger for betraying you, there’s a long line of fair to middling sportsmen and rapper types that she could just ask what it’s like to sleep with Kim Kardashian.
Or if she really wants to know, couldn’t she just google her and Ray J’s sex tape?