KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HERSELF (KANYE BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF)

Kim Kartrashian has finally admitted what we have all long-suspected and revealed the most barf-inducing factette about herself.

‘If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself,’ Kim told her sister Khloe on last night’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. ‘I would just want to know what it would feel like.’

Whilst I imagine it’s something like waking up and wanting to grab the nearest knife and Lorena Bobbitt your own penis out of shame and anger for betraying you, there’s a long line of fair to middling sportsmen and rapper types that she could just ask what it’s like to sleep with Kim Kardashian.

Or if she really wants to know, couldn’t she just google her and Ray J’s sex tape?

 


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5 Responses to KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HERSELF (KANYE BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF)

  1. jojo says:

    Lord, why can’t this entire family just go away ?

    • sassy says:

      i have yet to read any comments on gossip sites from people who either like them or watch their show…..so why ARE they still around??

  2. Freak on a Leash says:

    Kim’s in love with her own gargantuan ass, she said she wanted to know what it was like to take her from behind. The best part of the episode was when Kourtney and gay Jonathon got in a fight, it went from zero to sixty in a flash with angry funny shit bein’ said and Kourtney leaving a hand sized red mark on his face and neck. The brood mare deserved everything he said. I love watching it, I love to hate them.

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