If ever you feel down and as if your life sucks, then Lindsay Lohan’s here to make you feel better.
The 26-year-old might have had to move back in with her mother Dina (pictured above with her after a bender in LA to celebrate her daughter’s latest court case) because of her financial woes but has reportedly turned down $200,000 to fly to Dubai and promote an energy drink.
Why? Because she wants $500,000.
RadarOnline.com reports: ‘Lindsay wants $500k for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives at the company are balking at. Mr. Pink is prepared to offer the actress $200k, and would pay for all of LiLo’s travel expenses.’
Lindsay needs to sack her deluded mother as her manager immediately (would you trust that pallid face to run your business affairs?) and hire someone who knows what they’re doing and who’ll look at her situation with a degree of realism rather than through crazy-tinted spectacles.
Lohan is not a big star, she’s newsworthy now only because of her ability to screw up royally everything she touches.
The $200,000 energy drink endorsements and offers to do Dancing With The Stars her mother’s currently turning down on her daughter’s behalf are going to dry up very soon and her future’s looking very bleak.
It’s like the Midas touch but with sh-t instead of gold.