GUESS WHO BORROWED A DESIGNER DRESS, RETURNED IT RUINED

When Lindsay Lohan managed to blag her way into to the AmfAR gala as someone’s plus one at the start of New York Fashion Week, she called up old pal Charlie Sheen to pull some strings for her and beg, steal or borrow her a dress.

Charlie managed to get celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to work with her and although the actor offered to go “halfsies” on a dress, Bloch managed to get Roberto Cavalli to lend Lil-Let one.

And, it came back looking like this:

“She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] she couldn’t possibly wear it like that – so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress,” a source tells Us Weekly. “But what bouncer has scissors?” 

“She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! ” the source continues. “She’s out of control and behaving really badly.”

I’m trying to think how a dress just rips at a club, why they decided the cure for this would be cutting it so it would have skimmed her vagina mound and why she even bothered to return it in that state.

Doing that and not apologising is like saying: “I p1ssed in your pocket, have a nice time at the dry cleaners and PS: it was all totally your fault!”

But to be honest, Cavalli should count himself lucky that she didn’t just blatantly steal it so you know, baby steps and all that.