‘Love me some J-Law, but this morning was not loving her look for the pre-Oscars Silver Linings Playbook party hosted by Weinstein, Barney’s New York and Vanity Fair last night in LA.
Jennifer Lawrence, where I would usually say, ‘talk me through your look’, I will simply state that this monochrome Roland Mouret dress is a horror show, and the only thing working for me are the emerald earrings and the hair.
Everyone is doing the fold-y Japonsime thing YOU popularized, Monsieur Mouret. Your efforts just look like napkin couture at this point - over-worked, and done to death by your own hand. For some reason Jennifer Garner and Naomi Watts are still buying into it. ‘Time to move on, methinks. Cruella De Vil would even turn this one down.
Okay, it’s time for a pre-Oscars huddle with Fashion Bambi. Miz Lawrence, unsolicited advice from your unofficial coach, Shiny:
Don’t stand next to Bradley Cooper, ever – you have as much chemistry as a twin-pack of hazelnut yoghurt.
Ensure you are never alone with Harvey Weinstein.
And sack Rachel Zoe.
This is almost an exclusive ‘NO, dear’ situation.