‘Love me some J-Law, but this morning was not loving her look for the pre-Oscars Silver Linings Playbook party hosted by Weinstein, Barney’s New York and Vanity Fair last night in LA.
Jennifer Lawrence, where I would usually say, ‘talk me through your look’, I will simply state that this monochrome Roland Mouret dress is a horror show, and the only thing working for me are the emerald earrings and the hair.
Everyone is doing the fold-y Japonsime thing YOU popularized, Monsieur Mouret. Your efforts just look like napkin couture at this point - over-worked, and done to death by your own hand. For some reason Jennifer Garner and Naomi Watts are still buying into it. ‘Time to move on, methinks. Cruella De Vil would even turn this one down.
Okay, it’s time for a pre-Oscars huddle with Fashion Bambi. Miz Lawrence, unsolicited advice from your unofficial coach, Shiny:
Don’t stand next to Bradley Cooper, ever – you have as much chemistry as a twin-pack of hazelnut yoghurt.
Ensure you are never alone with Harvey Weinstein.
And sack Rachel Zoe.
This is almost an exclusive ‘NO, dear’ situation.
Beautiful face, and well emeralds are my favorite of all the stones…but the dress does nothing for her…
awful, awful, awful dress. I like the way she’s giving Harvey the ‘keep away from me slug-man’ hand.
what is going on with the slit in that first picture???
She is an awkward poser.
It’s the Bambi-factor. I kind of love that.
I know what you mean, I thought it was endearing the first couple times, now it’s a big ole distraction. The awkwardness fits this dress tho.
Rachel Zoe has gone so far off the boil recently.
And I agree with Cooper/Lawrence lack of chemistry. Every single mash up reeks of he is supposed to like girls and is running with it and she is supposed to like guys and isn’t.
Why is Bradley Cooper’s face so red when his neck and chest aren’t. Did he turn up several drinks along?