Dear the photoshop people at Interview Russia- I love you with all my rotten, bitter, charred heart.
They apparently sat down in their office with current photographs of Cameron Diaz, rubbed their eyes, shook their heads and tutted saying: ‘Nyet, nyet!’ and, with a wag of their fingers went back to the drawing board and imagined her as a nightly inhabitant of Studio 54 circa 1978.
That or they were going for Michelle Pfeiffer in the part of Scarface where it stopped being sexy and fun and became seedy and depressing.
I love Peg Bundy - the heroin years/ S&M Cam – I bet IT’S GWIIIN is snorting her Chia seed juice through her nose every time she looks at these pictures, which are no doubt set as her screensaver for breaks in between ‘curating’ Goop. com.