Well here’s all the celebrity weeklies this week from America, Australia and the UK.
Far too much Kris Jenner on the magazines stateside for my liking- her appearance on several covers at once means that recent covers with her face on them have been higher sellers in America than ones with anyone else in celeb-land.
Yep, Kris Jenner’s currently a more popular read that Jennifer Aniston, Brangelina, even her daughter Kim.
- Weird eh? My theory is that harassed mums are buying the mags as they stand in line at the grocery store, swearing under their breath as their kids play up. By reading about Jenner’s antics, it makes them feel like better mums by comparison. After all, the momager from hell would put Satan to shame when it comes to soul-less pimping of your children and innermost private family moments…
Click through on any image to see it full-size or scroll through the entire gallery by hitting the red link with the name of the next magazine at the bottom right of each picture.
She is taking a lot of heat right now about the serious child abuse and whore-ish activities depicted in Robert K’s journals. I think she is trying to deflect from that using this less fresh angle. I enjoy having crappy thoughts about this family. The only one who I feel bad having crappy thoughts about is Khloe. But she lies for her family too for that is where her bread gets buttered. And I totally agree with speculation that Todd Waterman is Kendall’s dad. She has his looks. Kim has lived her life in a way that has brought disgrace to Khloe and Kendall. She is one megalomaniac about whose reputation I agree with OJ Simpson, another megalomaniac.
She’s absolutely horrendous. Kris and Kims’ greed is slowly destroying the others. Whether it’s a who based around Khloe’s true father (who’s clearly Kris’ hairdresser) or the mother suffering from incontinence they’ll make a show out of it and take a mag deal telling all if the price is right. They’re just vile.
on a lighter note, ‘Kris Jenner Kardashian’ is an anagram of ‘A JERKIN SHRANK SARDINE’ or ‘A JERKIN SHAKER INNARDS’. Sums her up perfectly somehow.
Hahaha! Anagrams DO say a lot.
And yeah, the hairdresser is def Khloe’s dad. Wow what a cold hearted slore Kris has been revealed to be. I couldn’t stand Robert K during the OJ trial and his slack jawed astonishment at what they pulled off when the criminal verdict was read, but he sure seemed to unselfishly, without ego, love Khloe extra, knowing what Kris had done.
And I meant Kris (not Kim) has brought disgrace to Khloe and Kendall but I think you figured that out. I didn’t think about it, but SO true what you said, that Kim has done her part to ruin the others. She’s done her best to steal the show from her sisters and probably demands absolute support in the form of public butt licking from them even when it makes them look worse than she for it. Yeah there is a reason Kim is Kris’ admitted favorite, she has been browbeat into sick submission by her jealous mother.
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