Either La Kartrashian ate her younger brother Rob (whom I assume has put on weight because he’s secretly signed as the face of a new weight loss pill) or she’s treated herself to a new prosthetic belly after feeling that Kate Middleton had stolen too much bump attention from her earlier in the week.
The 32-year-old unreality star decided to wear a figure-hugging lycra dress, accessorised with one of those bibs you get at Italian restaurants to pop to the shops in Beverly Hills yesterday.
But the toddler having lunch during a pageant look isn’t just holding her belly in, she also had her arse implants strapped in tight – although later in the day they looked in danger of making a break for it, possibly to go off and run some errands of their own around LA while their owner was busy.
Hold on tight, Kim!
The stress on those white stilettos must be insane, I expect they were kitten heels by the end of the day.