Either La Kartrashian ate her younger brother Rob (whom I assume has put on weight because he’s secretly signed as the face of a new weight loss pill) or she’s treated herself to a new prosthetic belly after feeling that Kate Middleton had stolen too much bump attention from her earlier in the week.
The 32-year-old unreality star decided to wear a figure-hugging lycra dress, accessorised with one of those bibs you get at Italian restaurants to pop to the shops in Beverly Hills yesterday.
But the toddler having lunch during a pageant look isn’t just holding her belly in, she also had her arse implants strapped in tight – although later in the day they looked in danger of making a break for it, possibly to go off and run some errands of their own around LA while their owner was busy.
Hold on tight, Kim!
The stress on those white stilettos must be insane, I expect they were kitten heels by the end of the day.
Thanks for the back view it shows where she’s carrying that baby…
Brody Jenner’s perma-stubble makes me gag.
And that is a silly dress.
That fat apron thing…I don’t get it. It looks different in each photo. It seems attached and different at the neck and then it looks like a loose flap in the next. What is it ? Does she think she looks good? And “stilettos to kitten heels by end of day” BRILLIANT.
ha. I briefly paused before adding that line thinking it was too mean. But, well, the Kardashians are fair game
ugly dress – and yup she’s carrying something in her ass – god if she were a drug mule she could keep LA high for years with one trip south of the border
Good Jesus, is she gestating that kid in her arse?? It’s the only thing thats getting bigger! The tummy is the same size as it was three months ago.
haha. Yep. the arse is the womb.
Omg, she has lost anything she had goin’ on. Kanye sux.
And Brody should walk in front of her so he can lose that look on his face, it’s sorta the same one he had when he was disgusted by Kylie and Kendall being de-virginized by that stripper pole on the virgin episode of KUwK.
please tell me you’ve seen THIS
http://dlisted.com/2013/02/22/presented-just-one-comment#comments
HAHAHA
There is not enough room in her for both sense and Kanye’s dick.
That is the most ridiculous garment I’ve ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for sharing
So fake and so weird.