Stepford Biel obviously spent some time plugged in to her battery charger between the blank-eyed appearnce she put in at the Tom Ford show at LFW on Monday and the BRITS on Wednesday, because she was cranked up and programmed with new robotic moves to dance at Justin Timberlake’s post-BRIT awards show.
Predictably, Trousersnake played Sexyback (presumably for the benefit of 1D and other awards show attendees who were to young to remember it the first time around).
And, dutiful wife Jess moved the way you would if you were suffering from constipation while wearing a back brace thanks to a broken collarbone, clapping her hands to what I presume is the song her husband plays every time he looks at himself in the bathroom mirror at home.
She’s clearly been studying at the IT’S GWIIIN school of A-list groupie-grooving.
Let’s hope she has a more animated setting for when they’re getting their sexy orn in the marital bed.
However, she has showed signs of independent thinking whilst using twatter.
Yes, Jessica, London JT fans are tits.