A while back, V magazine’s March cover image leaked and showed Rihanna and Kate Moss in a vaguely S&M inspired shoot by Mario Testino, and now there’s more of it for your delectation.
Kate’s slept with most of her friends – both male and female – and Ri Ri would shag the crack of dawn if it had a bikini wax so I’m sure that several grams of coke later that’s what happened after these photos were taken.
Yawn. I’ve seen them both naked so often that I barely recognise them with clothes on now – I couldn’t get lady wood looking at this if I tried (which I’m guessing was supposed to be the point?).
Especially with the part that no doubt happens shortly after Kate gets it on, which is her passing out on whoever she’s with shoulder after having done the equivalent of Rohypnol-ing herself with booze and drugs.
Here she is crawling around on the floor after the supplies ran out to see if they dropped any rocks of blow on the floor earlier on in the day.
In the words of Franz Ferdinand – put it away and get your clothes on, love.
Still, I’d rather see Rihanna with Kate than Chris Brown any day of the week so there’s that.