Lock up your husbands, women of Hollywood- Kristen Stewart has been named as a presenter at the Oscars on Sunday.
Like most of Tinseltown, the 22-year-old actress will now be busy getting ready for the most important night of the movie industry year.
Which in her case probably involves practicing her ‘I’m above all this’ Mona Lisa smile in the mirror and getting hammered on Saturday night to give her eyes the dark circles underneath them that no amount of make-up can hide on the red carpet.
But what will she be wearing?
- Dirty Converses because heels are just so try hard and she’d rather be real than fake, yo.
- A pair of grubby jeans and a jacket to change into right after she’s done the press room, after she shakes out whatever hairdo her stylist’s insisted on, of course.
- An item of clothing that might belong to R-Patz to keep the Twilight DVD franchise ticking over- perhaps one of his t-shirts or jackets.
- Her middle finger- perhaps she’ll aim it at man-of-the-night Ben Affleck for pulling out of a film with her later this year because he’s
worried his marriage will be subject to the inevitable cheating rumours ‘busy’.
And, let’s not forget a basket of sour grapes and a scowl for when she realises that Jennifer Lawrence has been nominated for Silver Linings Playbook, while for some reason her turns in Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Snow White and The Huntsman and On the Road were ignored.
As for what she’ll wear while she’s presenting, Shiny predicts something from the Louis Vuitton F/W 2013 collection or one of the gowns from Tom Ford’s collection as showcased in London on Monday.