EEEK! My absolute favourite series on television is almost back.
A trailer for Game Of Thrones Season 3 premiered last night and March 31st can’t come fast enough.
Daenerys’ dragons have finally grown up and she’s shown with an army ready to fight for her.
Hopefully one of them will slice that little albino sh1te Joffrey in half who’s seen sitting on the iron throne and saying: “Everyone is mine to torment”- hopefully his mother will get sloshed and walk into the room sarcastically clapping and announce at some point he’s an inbred to stop him in his tracks.
The equally-as-irritating Catelyn Stark tells son Rob “show them how it feels how to lose what they love.”
Ned Stark’s ‘bastudd’ is still out in the freezing snow but at some point this season he has to come in from the cold and shag Daenerys, doesn’t he?