Heidi Klum went totally against type with her look and antics at Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party yesterday.
Because a quiet sensitive soul like The Kluminator wouldn’t usually prominently kiss another supermodel on the lips (especially one who could suck out her soul on contact), or show up in a shiny gold dress with a few handfuls each of boobs hanging out to dry.
It is completely out of former Frau Seal’s comfort zone to task Brit equivalent of Cavalli a minimalist designer such as Julien MacDonald with creating something eye-catching, nay sexy.
But she sucked it up (with the exception of her drums) and braved the world, showing off a body we so rarely see, and in such a subtle way.
Brava darling, your jewelry isn’t at ALL insane. Keep keepin’ it classy, momma.
Check out the gallery for MacDonald’s sketch before the gown went to a soft-porn place.
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after last night I will *never* understand why these wans with ALL that money and access to beautiful gowns wear shit. It just baffles me
Why Shiny – WHY?????
She’s desperate for attention. Simples.
ahahahaahahahahahaha. Remember when Madge kissed Britney then told her kids “I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.” Well this is like that but Heidi’s passing on the Project Runway fashion show energy mantle to Naomi for her new show The face or whatever it’s called.
Also Heidi’s hair was styled by Martin the bodyguard Something About Mary styles after she gave him a pre-Oscars “sorry darlink you know I can’t take the help to a red carpet as my official date” consolation t°t w@nk.
There’s an ingenious photo of Klum sandwiched between the Kartwations like a long, lean, golden hot dog sandwiched between to doughy, dip-shit buns. She’s as tall as Kim’s ass is wide. ‘Gold’dust.
Yuk. Put ‘em away love, it ain’t classy.
Yes…but who’s the top?
They need to throw it down on the bathroom floor. Naomi should shove one of those sharp rings up Heidi’s *** and fist-beat her own brains in afterwards.
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