Madonna and Brahim Zaibat are shown here leaving a fancy dress party by the back door (insert sex joke here) at the Kabbalah centre in Los Angeles.
When you’ve finished letting your mind boggle into a loud chuckle as you imagine baby Brahim being abused by Madge with both still dressed like this when they got home and him accidentally moaning: ‘Lourdes’ with his eyes closed at some point during the act, I have a small factette to give you.
‘Brahim Zaibat’ is an anagram of ‘Him Bit Bazaar’ and ‘Madonna Louise Ciccone’ is: ‘Canoe Condole Musician’.
Rrrrr nice abs