Aw look- Britney Spears spent the day with her two sons, Sean P and Jayden James and their dad Kevin Federline, his girlfriend Victoria Prince plus assorted other kids he’s fathered (chavs are always uber-fertile: fact and I say this as an uber-fertile chav myself).
And if you’re looking for a definition of the word ‘chav’ – here you go:-
Bless. That tattoo on his arm is a left-over from his brief career as a rapper- which was of course financed by Britney and notable only because he was the worst rapper in history.
Here’s a brief reminder of those days – thanks to the best television advert EVER.
He’s not as stupid as he looks though.
K-Fed’s basically the best-paid full-time manny in the entire state of California. He gets paid several hundred thousand dollars a month plus expenses for looking after his and Britney’s kids- which ain’t bad work now they’re both at school.
It’s not a bad life for someone who spends their days smoking weed and eating junk food. I bet you any money he bought that tent along to the boys’ football match so he could roll up a couple of covert spliffs and smoke them away from the prying eyes of the teachers and other parents.
This isn’t a new thing Britney playing nice with Kevin and his girlfriend Victoria – they’ve been on good terms for a couple of years now quietly co-parenting and a source tells me that they will indeed be relocating en masse to Las Vegas when she does.
For a price, of course.