Bradley Cooper got his hair did the other day and was snapped walking around with natty pink rollers in his glossy mane.
And now we know why- he has flown out 20-year-old Suki Waterhouse to the Boston set of his latest movie so he could make like any vag-loving straight man and walk around behind her making licky tongue motions at the back of her head.
That’s certainly not a long-lens paparazzi shot, is it?
In case you don’t recognise her, the 38-year-old actor also made sure he was pictured leaving the Elle Style Awards in the same car as her back in February.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think he was sitting on a kid’s booster seat to make himself fully in shot.
Whilst he recently dismissed he was dating Jennifer Lawrence because he was “old enough to be her father” and even though legally Suki’s not old enough to sit and drink with him in restaurants, Bradley clearly wants us to think they’re an item.
And, in totally unrelated news, ‘gay’ headlines have been circulating about the Hangover star since several days before the above photograph was shot.