Kim Kartrashian popped to the loo last night and, presumably after sniffing her vagina, decided that the world needed a photograph of her with a freshly-adjusted prosthetic baby bump in the lavatory- wearing lips by her surgeon and clothing by Azzedine Alaïa and Dolce & Gabbana.
She’s starting to look like someone stretched an Italian grieving grandmother’s black lace cap and dress outfit over Donald Duck.
In fact, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like having dinner with Kimbo then it’s probably pretty much like this Donald gif, apart from she’d be staring at herself in the video app on her iPhone with that expression on her face all the way through.
Until someone mentions paying her money. Then she’d pay attention.
Anyway, talking of La Trash- here’s In Touch Weekly’s cover for this week.
‘Meltdown over busted zipper’: LOL. Donald Duck needs to start wearing maternity clothing if she’s going to pull off this whole eating her face off in order to pretend she’s ‘pregnant’ thing.