Snowhan are going strong it seems.
Lindsay Lohan’s new beau Avi Snow not only risked life and limb by putting his tongue down her throat at one of his band’s gigs the other night he’s also pretty much confirmed that he’s been doing the horizontal Harlem Shake with the troubled former actress-turned-pro fellon.
Whilst most men when given the option would rather put their penis in a bear trap, musician Snow tells E! News: “She’s really awesome, and she’s a lot of fun.” He adds, “I would definitely call her one of our biggest supporters.”
‘Fun’ translates in men-speak as he’d never have a serious relationship with Lilo but she could suck a golf ball out of a hose pipe if she thinks she’s going to get a line and a vodka out of it.
The poor thing’s totally being used by him to get his band reams of free publicity – which is the last thing she needs especially as he’s clearly enabling her addictions.
Meanwhile, James Franco’s been telling the world that he passed on the chance to explore Lohan’s firecrotch – according to Celebrity VIP Lounge who have the details.
When a self-admitted chronic masturbator turns his nose up at sleeping with you and you’re considered at least one level below a w@nk, you know it’s time to hang up your vagina and call it a day.