The 32-year-old Memphis-born singer-slash-everything us normals can only ever dream of being moussed his ramen noodle curls into a Don Draper style side-part and put on his best Tom Cruise intense stare for the occasion.
Don’t look directly at his eyes or you will be inexplicably hypnotised and he’ll suck your soul out of your computer and into his head.
The event’s host Michelle Obama said: ”The White House is buzzing with excitement today as we celebrate the rhythmic groove of Memphis soul,” adding: ”Yes! Memphis is in the house!”
On meeting Barack Obama, Jessica ‘Stepford’ Biel, 31, was unusually animated: ”I hugged POTUS. I hugged POTUS. I hugged POTUS,” she tweeted.
If she gets that excited over a hug, imagine what she’s like in bed?