Time for a laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow- who went from talking a load of old bollocks to feeling a couple on Graham Norton’s Show on British TV on Friday night.
The 40-year-old lifestyle guru looked as if she’d been glugging as much green room booze as she could fit down her swan-like throat to deal with the fact that she’s become ‘that TV girl’, reduced to providing late Friday night post-pub entertainment for a nation who largely think she’s a joke – in order to sell her
cock cook book.
Still, proving she’s not lost the skills she gleaned in High School, IT’S GWIIIN leaned in and used fellow guest Lee Mack’s testicles as her very own stress balls to deal with the horror.
The best bit was Lee’s comeback – saying he’s not been that turned in since he saw her head in a box on Seven and her having to sit there and smile and laugh along through gritted teeth while Graham mocked her about her Quinoa recipes.
Ah the humanity! I bet she sat in the loos after the show sobbing and wailing that “Uncle Jay” doesn’t make Beyoncé suffer humiliations like these and cursing the day she married Chris.
Full interview below and Have U Heard have hilarious footage of Robert Downey Jr. taking the Mickey out of Gwynnie and calling her a snob.