While Jay-Z’s busy hiding out from Kim Kardashian’s arseplant lest he be sucked into the vortex while talking to Kanye West in New York, Beyoncé’s busy buying up European stocks of Spanx as she trusses up on a near-nightly basis to perform The Mrs. Carter tour.
If like me you can’t be bothered to shell out a grand to see the 31-year-old shake her thang in a glittery boobsuit in person, she’s generously given you a 90-second taste of her show via her website (which you can watch below).
Whilst I could gaze at Beyowulf dancing all day, it just won’t be as enjoyable without her self-elected BFF and official most beautiful person in the world Gwyneth doing her mom dancing off to the side of the stage like she did at Uncle Jay’s gig with Chris Martin at the start of the year.
Never mind, at least we have this gif – which is no doubt exactly what Bey did to GWIIN down Skype videochat by way of congratulations when she rang to tell her the happy news first thing this morning.
Meanwhile Celebrity VIP Lounge have exclusive details of Beyoncé getting SLAPPED in Serbia.