Gwyneth Paltrow turned up at the Met Gala tonight wearing a snore-worthy pink Valentino gown – totally ignoring the Punk Couture theme.
To be fair, the 40-year-old most beautiful woman in the world might have had other things on her mind, given that arch-enemy Madonna was also at the event and had been seen waving around a vacuum cleaner perhaps hoping to suck up some of GWIIN’s extra ego.
And she was right to worry, because Madge was seated at the same table as Paltrow’s self-proclaimed BFF Beyoncé, and if this photo above’s anything to go, by Mrs. Carter’s soul will have been sucked into Madonna’s blackened heart by the time the canapés are served.
And, possibly soon-to-be-ex Mr. Chris Paltrow was seen cosying up to Psy once inside the event.
Woah, check out the eyes on Chris, but look who Kanye left without a babysitter in the background…
Careful Gwiin, La Trash will be blowing your hubby in the loos before you know it.