Goodness me, am I hallucinating?
Jennifer Lopez turned up on the Met Gala red carpet tonight having nailed the theme (thanks to the hair) and with her boobs, thighs, arse and vagina all safely tucked away from public view.
The 43-year-old diva was dressed by Michael Kors and she’d do well to steer clear of her usual go-to labels and stick with him in future because I love what he’s done with her here.
Unfortunately, Casper Smart tagged along but you can’t have everything and it was probably for the best.
- Madge had Brahim Zaibat with her so at least the boys would have been able to swap stories about their mommy abuses them while the women talked fashion and go home later feeling that little bit less alone.