Australian DJs Kyle and Jackie O (above) did dinner with with Gwyneth Paltrow in New York last week (above, they won the chance for $30,000 in an auction) and Queen Goop got sloshed and they taped it all for their show.
On being drunk before dinner: ”I am drunk already. I am. A martini went straight to my head and now wine. With no food. So just watch out.”
On how much it probably cost to win a dinner with her: “How much did it cost. 7 pounds?”
On the bread basket: ”I had like four pieces and on my fifth piece, I was like ‘f*ck this’ and threw it back in the basket.”
On the Met Gala: ”Like you always think, ‘Oh my god. This is going to so glamorous and amazing and you’re going to see all these people.’ And then you get there, and it’s so hot. It’s so crowded. Everyone’s pushing you. This year it was really intense. It wasn’t fun.”
On Kanye West: ”Kanye West was playing. And he was furious. And he threw his microphone down. It was all drama!”
On the Met Gala punk theme: ”I feel like we’re all a bit old to be trying to dress punk.”
On meeting Psy: ”We’re at the Met Ball. Our son is obsessed with him. So Chris sees him, and he’s like ‘Oh my god, there’s Psy.’ I was like, wait — ’cause I thought it was P-S-Y. I was like, who’s Psy?”
On shaving: ”I said, ‘No, I got a big ’70s bush.’ Which I was kidding. But then it was all a disaster. And now I look like an 8-year-old girl, basically.”
On bikini waxes: ”Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.”
On making a toast: ”Cheers to our hairless vaginas!”
Which is great but am I the only one who’s getting a bit bored of hearing about 40-year-old Gwyneth’s tuppence?- because I’m starting to worry that she’s going to get it out and show it to us all if we’re not careful.
Next time I hear about GWIIN’s pale, hairy pussy can we please all agree to be referring to Chris Martin?
Listen below (around the 3 minute mark).