Well, we all wondered what Madonna Louise Ciccone would do for her 55th birthday on Friday and it turns out that she had a fancy dress party.
Ugh. So that’s what people who don’t really drink do when they get a year older. Anyway the theme was the French Revolution (presumably this is because Madge keeps going on about starting a revolution of love and they happen to be in France – clever, eh?).
As you can see she’s still wearing those hideous grills on her teeth- it must be a ploy to get out of giving Brahim oral – there’s no way he’ll let her anywhere near him with that little lot in her mouth.
The party itself was held in a villa in Menton – which is hilarious as unbeknownst to Madonna, that town’s known as “the waiting room of death” locally- due to the high numbers of retired people who live there.
Madge got hammered and then started drunk instagraming:
“Perhaps we had too much Cale! But at my Birthday Party all I could see was LOVE,” she wrote: “Perhaps I had too much Champagne! I meant to write CAKE!”
I hope Brahim was ready and willing to dish out lots of hangover sex the next morning.
Talking of Madge’s toy-boy, I’ve been noticing that Lourdes, 17, is growing up into a proper little minx.
If I was Madonna I would not leave those two alone at any point in time, in fact, I think I’d probably consider packing Lourdes off to boarding school for the next couple of years.