I know Scarlett Johansson annoys a lot of people (personally I don’t care if she’s a biatch, but I haven’t forgiven her for that ‘My lips? I like them for kissing’ TV advert yet) but you’ve got to hand it to the big bazookered blonde, she looks pretty good here.
The 28-year-old actress was walking the red carpet for the ‘Under The
ForeSkin’ premiere at the Venice Film Festival yesterday.
The gown she’s wearing is Versace and I like it, even though it’s an incredibly safe, classic choice. It’s the sort of thing I used to draw when I was a teenage wannabe fashion designer and you can’t really go wrong with it – boobs hoisted up so they look like orbs?- check, black and therefore slimming?- check, etc. etcetera.
However money can’t buy this ear to ear smile that Scar Jo has plastered all over her face (yes, eyes up everyone) and it’s the unmistakeble look of a girl who’s just had a good rogering (she needs to cut back on the pot, though, because her teeth could use a good power bleaching).
And look who she had with her in Italy? Yes, her
jobless ”French journalist” boyfriend Romain Dauriac. I’m convinced he’s hung like a horse and knows his way around a clitoris (it’s a theory I have about large ear-lobes) and given that far away look on Scar’s face I would bet good money that I’m not wrong….