Leonardo DiCaprio has fulfilled his required number of toe-curlingly uncomfortable personal appearances with Victoria’s Secret catalogue “girlfriend” Toni Garrn for the summer and is now free to focus on his real true loves.
Namely – electronic cigarettes, drinking from a golden goblet (because somewhere in the world that has to be a nickname for a sexual perversion) and hanging about with life-partner Luk-ass Haas.
The not gay, no really, they are not gay couple were at the US Open together watching tennis yesterday.
Yeah, you can bet that’s not the first time they’ve watched balls getting bounced enthusiastically across a room.
As Forrest Gump would say, there’s not much more I have to say about that…