Have you ever wondered where Cameron Diaz took Alex Rodriguez for a shag once she tired of being at his place in New York – which allegedly had a painting of himself as a centaur hanging above the bed?
I’ll pause while you laugh.
Anyway. They went here.
Lots of mirrors for A-Rod to look at Cam (or chop up lines of her, erm face powder) over her shoulder, eh?
She showed off the gaff to Elle Decor - who claim that the zippy lookalike had “enlisted Kelly Wearstler to conjure a Manhattan apartment with just the right amount of sparkle and shine”.