Get ready to roar with laughter at what naughty fashion imps Karl Lagerfeld and Riccardo Tisci talked Kim Kardashian into wearing during a cover shoot for Carine Roitfield’s CR Fashion Book - which she claims is “a collector’s item”, not a trash celebrity magazine.
There’s no way what they’ve done to her is some kind of high fashion that I’m too stupid to understand, it’s actually just an outright piece of mockery – just as the flowery sofa dress Tisci made Kim wear to the Met Gala was.
In the most hilarious picture, Kum’s sitting there holding a jar of strawberry jam with it smeared all around her mouth and surrounded by droopy hydrangeas (Madonna would be furious, let’s hope someone emails her this photo).
I bet Karl and Riccardo were sniggering and high-fiving each other, licking their fingers and going ‘ssssss’ in the air after that picture had been taken.
They also managed to get hold of Kanye’s Martin Margiela gimp mask and used it to cover up her face and then got the sub editors to write ‘Miss USA’ over her mouth, which comes off more as an insult of her reality show lifestyle than anything else.
There was some kind of beekeeper mask as you can see here on the right and on the left they got a Céline wrap dress and just tied it around her pregnancy bump.
But the worst of the lot is this out-of-focus photograph of Kimbo in an open because they couldn’t do it up Comme des Garçons one piece.
And the cover with her wearing some kind of gold grill is just outright crap.
Goddam you both Riccardo and Karl – you’ve actually made me feel sorry for the Kqueen Trash bag.
Were they terrified of her body because she was pregnant at the time or do they just have a bet going on with each other as an inside joke to see who can make her look the most stupid in 2013?