It’s been a while since we’ve heard from the over-eyelinered Pippa Middleton but she’s decided to regale us all with details of one of her first sexual fantasies as a teenager.
Er, thanks for that Pippa, I think.
Writing in The Spectator (for some unknown reason) she said:
‘When I close my eyes and think about school sports, I envisage myself on the hockey pitch, stick in hand, a luminous gumshield locked on to my chops and a bandana across my forehead. (Bandanas were all the rage back then).
‘Boys are watching. I can also hear the booming voice of Mr Markham, our fierce but undeniably fanciable coach, urging us all on.’
‘Did I mention the boys watching?’.
So as well as embarrassing her sister whenever she gets the chance she’s now dredged up the name of some innocent teacher who’s probably still blushing after The Daily Mail knocked on his door (and that of his father) for a comment about what Pippa said last night.
Pip-squeak goes on and on boring readers with memories of being with sister Kate on the sports field with Carole Middleton cheering her on when she was in second place in running race once saying, “Run faster Pippa”.
I’m fairly certain that Carole’s still in the sidelines telling always-the -bridesmaid-never-the-bride Pippa to run faster, although nowadays it’s with regard to her social climbing and bid to become a famous, well, anything that pays well.
She never quite manages to get her cake and eat it though, does she?