Well colour me not surprised at all – Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have called time on the open relationship that was their three-year marriage after six years together.
Here’s the official statement:
”After six years together, they have recently decided to formalise their separation.
“Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”
Hmm. I wondered why she was walking around Paris last month with her boobs hoisted up to her chin.
Now the question is – which one of them was cheating and with whom?
The most likely suspects that we’ll hear over the course of the next week or so are Miranda getting cosy with both Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber (barf) and more recently, Orly with his Romeo and Juliet co-star Condola Rashad.
I know it’s sad because they have a son together, but that aside I am rubbing my hands with glee at the prospect of some proper gossip…