Ah look who it is – the happy couple known collectively as ‘Kimye’ just days after their fame-whoring union became semi-official.
The pair were at the Dream For Future Africa Foundation gala at Spago in Beverly Hills, California last night, although rather than skip about gleefully hand-in-hand since announcing their engagement on the internet, TV and a frigging jumbo screen, they’ve been locked in talks with lawyers all week about how to keep the Kartrashian mitts off Kanye’s millions.
Clearly the (c)rapper bandaging Kum up like some sort of post-plastic surgery mummy last night wasn’t enough and although “a source” claims that although neither of them “expect” the marriage to fail (cough, cough), clearly it will because it’s only happening to promote their various business interests and to convince the world that ‘Ye’s straight.
‘Both Kanye and Kim are committed to the marriage and they are NOT signing a prenup because they’re worried the relationship might fall apart,’
Kris Jennera source tells TMZ.
‘But they’re both business people and know given their vast wealth it’s just the smart thing to do to have a prenup.’
What a tawdry and soul-less arrangement.
But anyway, on the plus side I can’t wait to see what Kanye’s BFF Riccardo Tisci comes up with for the unreality star’s wedding dress.
He’s probably sitting in an office with Anna Wintour as we speak cackling with her over a sketchpad to figure out how stupid they can make her look on the big day.
It shouldn’t be too hard but if they can outdo the flowery sofa outfit they tricked her into wearing at the Met Gala I’m sending both of them a hand-written thank-you note.