No, the Don Juan of lesbians Courtenay Semel is not to blame, but the fact that people dared (DARED!) to accuse her of reaching for a bottle of red wine whilst staying at the aforementioned troll’s Hollywood Hills lair.
The 27-year-old doyenne of sobriety got “a friend” (she’d probably ran out of talk time) to text TMZ and tell them that in fact she was reaching for her handbag that was on the same table as the wine.
And, she’s doing so well with her sobriety that she has no problem if other people drink while she’s there – which is why she ditched her sober coach.
Wink, Lindz, I gotcha.
In other Lohan news, Dina says she was only drink driving a few weeks ago because the paparazzi forced her to. You know- ’cause she’s such a big star, ‘n’ all.
These two brave women really are a shining example to us all- now raise your beetroot juice filled wine glasses (or simply “reach for your handbag” as we now call it) to them and hope that you too can one day be as strong and clean-living as they are.