Well a very happy, jolly Monday morning to you all – let’s shake away the start of the week blues by laughing at Paris Hilton, who borrowed Miley Cyrus’ VMA swimsuit and actually wore it out of the house with Lolita-style sunglasses (snort!) on Saturday night.
I hope she gave the gusset a good wash before she put it on, although thinking about it there’s not much that the 32-year-old’s poor battered camel toe hasn’t already been exposed to.
So why was the ex-relevant person and American tabloid cover star circa 2007 in return for her feeding them stories walking about looking so laughtastically ridiculous (memo to Paris: you’re pulling this off as badly as you did Rick Salomon in your lazy sex tape).
Well, it was the Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion and for some reason (coughs: they don’t want Hef to cark it suddenly and his costume to go to waste) they always celebrate it early.
Looking a bit wide-eyed there Paris.
So – tacky person, tacky event, tacky venue… I feel like I need to shower after looking at Hilton pretending she’s 20 again.
On the plus side, who’d have thought that someone would actually manage to make Miley’s MTV ensemble look worse and more ridiculous than she did?